It may be an old post, but it's still gold! Tommy T Madiba gave up on having white friends back in 2014, but his reasons for not wanting white friends anymore are hilarious.
What was meant to be a fun day at an amusement park back in 2014 was enough for Tommy to say no to white friends.
But, in this story, it's not about racism, but more about an amusement park ride that scared his socks off.
In a Facebook post, Tommy detailed his scary, but funny, experience:
"Tjoooo. So look, the first time I ever got on this ride called the "Tower of Terror" at Gold Reef City I was with a white family and you know white folks are crazy, so they didn't fear roller coasters or death in general.
"After about 10 minutes of telling them that I didn't wanna get on, I finally said "YES" cause I have never been a b#^#h and I didn't plan on starting that day.
"When the white lady Engineer (Operator) said 'PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT' and I saw everyone stick the back if their head to the chair ,I knew at that moment that I had made the worst decision of my life, cause I even saw some black folks listen, and you know that when black people listen to a white lady's advice, it's the real deal.
"So my first mistake was, REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… The ride takes off and my head slams against the chair while my neck snapped… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. When I woke up from my 3 second slumber, we had reached the very top of the ride where the ride makes a quick pause.… When the ride made that pause I opened my eyes cause I thought the ride was over and we all made it safely.
"TJO I WAS WRONG…
"I opened my eyes and the only thing I saw was a 100 meter drop straight to the ground so I said 'Ntate, Rara, GOD, YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE THIS'.
"I think I suffered a heart contusion cause my heart completely stopped beating… AND THEN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… We make the 100 meter drop and I scream my lungs out as I'm scared to death, because the only time a human being should be that high in the air is when their spirit is being sucked into heaven by the Grace of God.
"I knew there was another black brother on that ride because I could hear "Iyoo, Mmawe" from the back...
"So we safely make it to the end of the ride and when I get off I stumble out of the seat cause my legs went numb and all air was sucked out of my body so I couldn't talk either...
"The first thing that these crazy MF's say to me is 'HEY MAN LET'S DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED'.
"I looked at them and realized that this dude was actually SATAN. I no longer have white friends."
His post was met with hilarious comments, some pointing out he has a great sense of humour, while others shared their horror stories too:
Aty Chabalala commented: "Tried the gwazi b4..the worst decision ever of my life..I'll never do dat again."
Clifford Mothusi commented: "You can eventually tell/write the story man. I literally pictured everything you said. This part's only: "SATAN ,Mmawe, DO THAT AGAIN" made me laugh.
Tommy's post has since gone viral, with over 10 000 comments and more than 11 000 shares.
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