A first-time drinker asked her social media friends for advice - not the best idea ever. The lady got advice ranging from 'brace yourself' to 'mix your drinks'. People obviously felt like sarcasm is the best advice for noobs.
When trying something for the first time, it's always a good idea to ask advice from people with experience.
However, in some cases it doesn't quite work out as planned. A young woman, identified as Twitter user @Mbali_porsh asked her social media friends for advice on drinking since it's her first time, and they responded with hilariously bad advice.
@Mbali_porsh got 'advice' like mixing her drinks and drinking vodka straight from the bottle.
If she really followed the suggestions given to her, she'd be in for a terrible time.
Briefly.co.za gathered a couple of the 'friendly suggestions', and it's clear tweeps were not serious and just joked around - no one could give such advice with a clear conscience.
Everyone knows you dash the Russian Bear with the brutal 8
Make sure you wrote a will before you drink
Don't touch your phone, Don't leave your house...
One tweep at least wished the woman well:
Dnt hv plans 4 the next day. Good luck
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