100+ knock knock jokes that'll keep them rolling on the floor laughing

100+ knock knock jokes that'll keep them rolling on the floor laughing

When we were younger, simple things like rhyming the right words would excite us. Even though a lot has shifted since then, there are little things like knock knock jokes that effortlessly bring a smile to our faces. So, for the sake of the good all days, enjoy these collections of some of the best knock knock jokes of all time.

100+ knock knock jokes that'll keep them rolling on the floor laughing

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Word play is probably the most fan mind game. When the words fit into something funny, it becomes even more exciting. Knock knock jokes are probably the most popular word games. The best part about knock knock is that the jokes fit in almost all situations of life.

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Knock Knock jokes for kids

You probably remember knock knock jokes for kids from your childhood. So, it is only right that we start with kids jokes.

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  1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
  2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
  3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? No, I prefer Google.
  4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!
  5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
  6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me?
  8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have one!
  9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
  10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor who? You’ve seen that TV show?
  11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Car go. Car go who? Car go BEEP BEEP!
  12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working? I had to knock!
  13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighbourhood and thought I’d come over!
  14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
  15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Theodore! Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
  17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today.
  18. Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in now?
  19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
  20. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sherlock. Sherlock who? Sherlock your door tight.
  21. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kiwi. Kiwi who? Kiwi go to the store?
  22. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
  23. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
  24. Knock, knock! Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing right now!
  25. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Venice. Venice who? Venice this door gonna open?
  26. Knock Knock Whos there? Amos! Amos who? A mosquito.
  27. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hip Hip who? Hippopotamus.
  28. Knock, knock. Who's there? Yugo! Yugo who? Yugo first, I'm right behind you!
  29. Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry! Harry who? Harry up and answer this door!

Knock Knock music jokes

Music is often referred to as a universal language, and so are some jokes. So, try coining some word play with favourite lyrics. But as you do so, enjoy some of the more popular music jokes.

  1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Daisy! Daisy who? Daisy me rollin, they hatin.
  2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!
  3. Knock knock! Whos There? Barbara! Barbara who? Barbara black sheep have you any wool?
  4. Knock Knock Who's there? Abby! Abby who? Abby birthday to you!
  5. Knock knock! Who is there? Uhuru Uhuru who? Uhuruuu yaaaa Y chuku cha Y chuku cha x 100.

One more: Knock knock! Whos There? Ella. Ella who? Ella 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble.

  1. Knock Knock! Who's there? Alike! Alike who? Alike you girl in particula... You in particular.
  2. Knock Knock! Who's There? Goat Goat who? Goat to believe in magic.
  3. Knock Knock! Who's there? Shelby! Shelby who? Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes..!
  4. Knock Knock! Who's there? Rhoda! Rhoda who? Row, Row, Rhoda boat...!
  1. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Hello! Hello who? Hello from the other side I must’ve called a thousand times.
  2. Knock Knock! Who’s there? I can be! I can be who? I can be your hero baby.
  3. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Britney Spears! Britney Spears who? Knock Knock Who’s there? Oops! I Did It Again.
  4. Knock Knock! Who’s There? Joana! Joana who? I Joana close my eyes, I Joana fall asleep ‘cause I miss you babe, and I don’t Wanna miss A Thing…
  5. Knock Knock! Who’s There? Akem! Akem Who? Akem in like a wrecking ball…
  6. Knock knock! Who’s there? Wendy! Wendy who? Wendy wind blows de cradle will fall.
  7. Knock knock! Who’s there? Elvis! Elvis who? Elvis has left the building.
  8. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Baby Shark! Baby Shark who? Baby Shark do do do do.
  9. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Mans! Mans who? Mans not hot mans never hot!
  10. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Owen? Owen who? Owen, the saints, go marching in…
  11. Knock Knock" "Who's there?""#Tholukuthi " "#Tholukuthi who?""#THOLUKUTHIHEY #Tholukuthi hey hey. "

Knock Knock jokes about love

If you like cheesy but sweet puns, then take note of these silly jokes. For what is worth, love jokes are excellent ice breakers, but, you have to consider the mood and timing. Here are some flirty knock knock jokes

  1. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anything for you.
  2. Knock-knock! Who’s there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee nice and open the door.
  3. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Candice! Candice Who? Candice be love I’m feeling right now?
  4. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? ME!
  5. Knock knock! Whos There? Kenya! Kenya who? "Kenya feel the love tonight!"
  6. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Egg! Egg who? Eggcited to meet you.
  7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Mayer. Mayer who? Mayer days be filled with laughter and love.
  8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Algo. Algo who? Algo anywhere with you.
  9. Knock, Knock!! Who’s there? Disguise! Disguise who? This guy is your boyfriend!
  10. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Marry. Marry who? marry me.
  11. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Value. Value who? Value be my Valentine?
  12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben over and kiss me!
  13. Knock Knock Who's there? Cynthia! Cynthia who? Cynthia you been away, I missed you.
  14. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a big kiss?
  15. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Needle! Needle who? Needle a little love right now.
  16. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Mistletoe. Mistletoe who? How can I kiss you I’m outside!
  17. Knock Knock Who's there? Pauline! Pauline Who? I think I'm Pauline in love with you.
  18. Knock knock! Who’s there? Butch. Butch who? Butch your arms around me!
  19. Knock Knock Who's there? Juan! Juan who? The girl of your dreams and you're the Juan for me.
  20. Knock Knock Who's there? I love you! I love you who? Don't ask who, because it's you.
  21. Knock Knock Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you stunning.
  22. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a nice girl.

Funny knock knock jokes

funny knock knock jokes

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There are funny jokes that relate to day to day events that can brighten your day in a second. The very funny ones will have you laughing alone.

  1. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better.
  2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!
  3. Knock, knock. Who's there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over!
  4. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cow's go who? No, silly. Cows go Moo.
  5. Knock, knock. Who's there? Mango! Mango who? Mango to the door and just answer it!
  1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ferdie! Ferdie who? Ferdie last time open this door!
  2. Knock, knock. Who's there? House! House who? House you doing?
  3. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in?
  4. Knock, knock. Who's there? Les! Les who? Les go out for a picnic!
  5. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wire! Wire who? Wire you asking me?
  6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Moustache! Moustache who? I moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
  7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police! Open up!
  8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
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Knock Knock funniest jokes about math

Math and good jokes are probably words you will rarely find in the same sentence. But, knock knock jokes make even the impossible funny. Here are some very funny jokes

  1. Knock Knock Who's there? One plus one! One plus one who? Yes, one plus one is two.
  2. Knock Knock Who's there? Jewel! Jewel who? A Joule is a unit of work or energy.
  3. Knock Knock Who's there? Algae! Algae who? Algae bra.
  4. Knock Knock Who's there? Seven! Seven who? Eight nine.
  5. Knock Knock Who's there? Tangents! Tangents who? Tangents like to go to the beach.

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