Bachelor's Solo Valentine's Day Date Has Mzansi in Stitches: "Self Love, My Brother"

Bachelor's Solo Valentine's Day Date Has Mzansi in Stitches: "Self Love, My Brother"

  • A local single is the butt of the joke from Mzansi after declaring online that he went on a single date on Valentine's Day
  • Deciding to put his cards on the table, @RealDelkooSpending shared an image that shows him sitting alone at a table
  • The post attracted massive attention as Saffas mostly blasted the uninspiring choice of food seen in the pic he posted

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Satafrika is the land of rowdy citizens who simply have no chill. And proving this time and again is a bustling social networking community that is always looking for the slightest chance to make others far more unsuspecting the butt of the joke.

One need only ask @RealDelkooSpending, a lonely Twitter user – by his own account – who ventured out to spend the most romantic day on the calendar with no one but himself as his own company.

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A Mzansi man has gone on a solo date on Valentine's Day. Image: @RealDelkoo
Source: UGC
"My Valentine's Day alone on a solo date," he wrote after taking to Twitter.

Saffas were quick to take the mickey out of the tweep as they mercilessly took turns to put a damper on his already miserable day. To put his point across, he shared a picture of himself occupying an outside table at a Roman's Pizza restaurant.

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Placed neatly in front of him are a small thick base pizza and a 400 ml Fanta orange cold drink. The tweet capturing the heartwrenching scenes gathered more than 6 000 likes.

Netizens unleash on single

Even more, locals retweeted more than 500 times and lit up the comments section with a stream of messages. Briefly News takes a look at some of the funniest and not so funny reactions below.

@allymalema wrote:

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"Romans Pizza must decide if they want to make pizza or bread. Whats that?"

@Bounciee said:

"At least you get to finish i-pizza on your own without having to worry about who ate more slices wethu."

@ThatGuyInTheC16 added:

"The anger in your face on this day tells me how much of a long way you have to go with this recovery road."

Lady in love buys land for boyfriend

Elsewhere, Briefly News reported that a young lady recently took to social media to share a special early Valentine's Day present she got her boyfriend.

The post sighted on her Twitter timeline had @sophyvibes sharing that this year's Valentine, she decided to buy land at Tse Addo in the Greater Accra Region for her boyfriend to thank him for appreciating the little things she did for him.

@sophyvibes revealed that last year she gifted her man just a box of chocolate and a tie but his excitement was unexpectedly overwhelming hence this year, she made the decision to go all out for him.

Source: Briefly News

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Tshepiso Mametela (Head of Current Affairs Desk) Tshepiso Mametela is a seasoned journalist with eight years of experience writing for online and print publications. He is the current affairs Head of Desk at Briefly News. He was a news reporter for The Herald, a senior sports contributor at Opera News SA, and a reporter for Caxton Local Media’s Bedfordview and Edenvale News and Joburg East Express community titles. He has attended media workshops, including the crime and court reporting one by the Wits Justice Project and Wits Centre for Journalism in 2024. Email: tshepiso.mametela@briefly.co.za