“As if You Bathed Yourself”: Zuluboy Is Unimpressed With Mom’s Time Management, SA in Stitches

“As if You Bathed Yourself”: Zuluboy Is Unimpressed With Mom’s Time Management, SA in Stitches

  • A focused toddler, Zuluboy, captured hearts after he was filmed calling out his mother for delaying his school morning with her slow pace
  • The adorable reel shared on Facebook left viewers entertained as he bragged about being faster than her
  • Social media users were filled with laughter, with many jokingly siding with him and teasing the mother for testing his patience
The toddler ensured to mention he had already applied his cologne and was just waiting
Zuluboy looked sharp and ready for school as he worried about running late due to his mother’s delay. Image: Lujabe Siphe
Source: Facebook

A four-year-old boy from the Eastern Cape, Zuluboy, hilariously complained about his mother's slowness during their morning school run.

The clip was shared on Facebook by the mom, Lujabe Siphe, on 21 April 2026, where it gained massive views and hundreds of comments from viewers who found him absolutely adorable.

The little boy shared that his mother was delaying him as he was already done and ready for school. He added that she was busy moving around the house, unsure what she was looking for. He worried that she was going to make him late for school and be late for work, bragging that he was fast and that she was slow.

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Zuluboy shows concerns about his mother's slowness

Crashing out, the toddler showed that he was fully dressed and even shared that he had sprayed his cologne. When his mother, Facebook user Lujabe Siphe, asked if he had seen her coat, he responded with a big "No," and wondered why he could not remember where she had placed it. He bragged that his mind tells him where he places things and suggested that maybe someone entered their home with her coat.

Briefly News reached out to Lujabe Siphe for a comment. At the time of publication, there was no response from her.

Watch the cute Facebook reel below:

SA reacts to Zuluboy's video

The clip garnered thousands of views and over 300 comments from social media users who were entertained by the little boy's mini rant. Many viewers jokingly called out the mom, saying she shouldn't keep the little boy, who was eager to go to school, waiting. Some hilariously noted how he had forgotten that his mother had to bathe and prepare him first, before getting done. Others said Zuluboy was a typical man, noting how straightforward the gender was, and that they didn't like to be kept waiting.

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This was after his mother asked if he had seen her coat after searching for it in the house
Zuluboy bragged that he was able to remember where he placed things. Image: Lujabe Siphe
Source: Facebook

User @Yolanda Mgcodo joked:

"Wazula (you are moving) around didn’t you prepare him first? Tell him ngomso uzazenzela yonkinto so that nihambe (tommorrow he's going to do everything by himself so that you can leave) early."

User @Nellie Phungula shared:

"Time management is crucial mommy."

User @Nonkosi Xabakazi Mbinda joked:

"And akaxoki ndiyakuva nam uyazula apho ukhangela into ongayaziyo (he's not lying, I can also hear that you are moving around, looking for something that you don't know)."

User @Zuko Ngemntu said:

"Yho! You are a man ZB,most of them are like that

User @Nosipho Kala added:

"Now you're becoming a man my son. A man spends most of his life waiting on a woman to get ready."

User @Noluvuyo Inam Mbuli shared:

"As if you bathed yourself."

3 Briefly News articles about Zuluboy

Source: Briefly News

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Bongiwe Mati (Human Interest Editor) Bongiwe Mati is a Human Interest reporter who joined Briefly News in August 2024. She holds a Bachelor of Arts Honours degree from the University of the Western Cape. Her journalism journey began in 2005 at the university newspaper. She later transitioned to marketing and sales at Leadership Magazine under Cape Media (2007-2009). In 2023, she joined BONA magazine as an Editorial Assistant, contributing to digital and print platforms across current news, entertainment, and human interest categories. Bongiwe can be reached at bongiwe.mati@briefly.co.za