70 funny pronoun jokes: Responses to 'what are your pronouns?'
Pronouns help people refer to others without repeating names, making conversations smoother and clearer. Today, many new pronouns have emerged to reflect people’s identities and preferences. Alongside this, the internet has added humor to the mix. Here are some funny pronoun jokes people love to share when asked, “What are your pronouns?”
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Key takeaways
- My preferred pronoun is letter. I was born female, but I identify as mail.
- What pronouns does Rosemary like to go by? She/herb
- I gender identify as Michael Jackson, my pronouns are hee/hee.
- My pronouns are rare/medium rare, if you do not use these, my feelings and mental health are at steak.
Top funny pronoun jokes to use
Funny pronoun jokes do not target or mock any specific gender identity. Instead, they play on the word "self" in a lighthearted and inclusive way that embraces different pronouns. People often share pronoun joke memes online for laughs. Below is a list of funny and dark pronoun jokes you can use.
Funny gender pronoun jokes
Gender no longer refers to the biological aspects of a person but to how they feel about themselves. The funny pronouns list keeps expanding as many people reveal their unique gender identities. Check out some funny pronoun joke one-liners.
- What is a male Jewish New Zealander's pronoun? He/Brew
- What are a donkey's pronouns? He/haw
- I am a cowboy, but my pronouns are Ye/Haw.
- What are Dolores Umbridge's pronouns? Hem/hem
- I now identify as boring, my preferred pronouns are ho/hum.
- What are a male vampire's pronouns in the sunlight? He/hiss
- I identify as an ambulance, my pronouns are wee/woo.
- My preferred pronoun is letter. I was born female, but I identify as mail.
- What pronouns does Rosemary like to go by? She/herb
- I identify as sarcastic, my pronouns are har/har.
- What pronouns do comedians use? He/he/he/he
- What are a sheep farmer's pronouns? She/ar
- What pronouns do serial killers go by? Man/slaughter
- What pronouns did Julius Cesar use? Ze/Zir
- What are Perry The Platypus' pronouns? Do Be Do/Be Do Bah
- What are Snoop Dogg's pronouns? Hizzle/shizzle
- I gender identify as Michael Jackson, my pronouns are hee/hee.
- I identify as a chocolate bar, my pronouns are her/she.
- I am Jewish and nonbinary, my pronouns are oy/they.
- Eeyore recently changed genders, the preferred pronouns are he/haw.
Simple and funny pronoun jokes
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Social media users like to make fun of every situation and lighten the mood by sharing "my pronouns are" jokes. These are some funny pronoun jokes on Reddit that are sure to tickle your fancy.
- I identify as Giantkin, and my pronouns are phe/phi/pho/phum.
- My pronouns are why/God/why.
- If you are under 5'5", your pronouns are ima/little/tea/pot. If you are over 5'11", your pronouns are fee/fi/fo/fum.
- My pronouns are Oompa/Loompa, please do not assume.
- I am changing my pronouns to Almond Joy/Mounds because sometimes I feel like a nut, and sometimes I do not.
- My pronouns are rare/medium rare, if you do not use these, my feelings and mental health are at steak.
- What are a chocolate kiss's preferred pronouns? Her/she
- What are the pronouns for someone who identifies as an attack helicopter? Apache/Apachim
- I am coming out as binary, my pronouns are 00110101 and 10100110.
- I identify as a threat, my pronouns are try/me.
- My pronouns are he/him/hers because she took everything in the divorce.
- What do you call someone who was dropped on their head as a baby? Hard to say, every one of them has their own pronouns now.
- What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun? Beets me.
- My pronouns havent went pro yet.
- I dont have pronouns, I have amateur verbs.
Funny pronoun jokes for everyone
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Pronouns play a unique role in how people connect with one another. As the world becomes more accepting of diverse gender identities, humor about pronouns has also evolved. There are many funny pronoun jokes for adults that are lighthearted and respectful.
However, some internet users have created offensive pronoun jokes that spark debate online. Check out the offensive pronouns list below;
1. Although I was born visible, I now identify as invisible. I am transparent, and my pronouns are who/where.
2. My wife, to our therapist: He always misunderstands simple questions.
- Therapist, to me: What does she mean?
- Me: It's a feminine pronoun.
3. The Military recently announced the adoption of gender-neutral pronouns for all members. Members will be allowed to choose from three options:
- Cannon-fodder
- Expendable
- Dead
4. I was testing my daughter over dinner tonight, and I asked
- Me: What is an adjective?
- Daughter: A word that describes something.
- Me: What is a noun?
- Daughter: A person, place, or thing.
- Me: What is a pronoun?
- Daughter: I do not remember
- Me: It is a person, place, or thing that does that for a living.
5. Mark Taylor's father offers to help him with his homework
- Mark Taylor: How do you define a pronoun?
- Mark's father: Pronoun? That is easy. It is a noun that gets paid for what an amateur and inexperienced noun would do for free.
6. During a gender identity conversation
- Them: What are your pronouns?
- Me: Oh, sorry... Yeah... It is Master/Sire
- Them: Excuse me!?
- Me: It is, excuse me, Master! If you do not mind!!
7. When she asks about my preferred pronouns
- Her: What are your pronouns?
- Me: Cabbage/Glorphy
- Her: Those are not real
- Me: Neither are pronouns
- Her: ?!?!?
8. When no one can misgender you because you go by all pronouns.
7. My pronouns are NONE, please do not refer to me
- Even better: Do not perceive me
- For practical purposes, I do not exist.
9. I was talking to a boy today
- Me: Dude!
- Boy: Hey, I am not your dude, I want to go by bro!
- My first thought: Wow! He has preferred bronouns.
10. Identity confusion
Me: He needs to be disciplined!
Her: His pronouns are they/them
Me: His pronouns!?!?
11. Gender identity and grammar
- Someone: They/them as a singular pronoun just is not grammatically correct
- Same person: But to each their own!
- Me: But you are using their in singular form!?!?
12. If we are making they have a plural and singular form, then we should bring back the singular thou.
13. I do not always use pronouns, but when I do, I do not know or remember that person's name.
14. So you are saying a pronoun is not a professional noun?
15. So you can remember hundreds of Pokémon names, but somehow my pronouns and gender identity are too complicated?
Funny pronoun jokes for TikTok
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TikTok is one of the most used social media platforms. Creating funny pronoun jokes one liners to accompany your post is one way of making your content more interesting. Here are some playful and amusing pronoun suggestions.
- If you misgender a cat, they'll give you a paws for thought and insist on they/purrs pronouns.
- My pronouns are baby/babe.
- She prolly replied with hell/naw.
- I consider myself to be... a reflexive pronoun.
- I'd prefer you put your pronouns in your bio, I almost called you mine.
- I respect people's pronouns, but mine are a bit unconventional – I go by hee-hee/haw-haw. Laughter is the best identity, after all!
- My girls pronouns are my/everything, so please respect that.
- I asked my friend for their pronouns, and they said, Wi/Fi – because I'm always connected!
- Transmascs really need to speak up, I can't he/them
They/them jokes one-liners
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Pronouns, including they/them, are an important part of people’s identities, so it is essential to approach humor with respect and sensitivity. Here are a few lighthearted and inclusive jokes that honor pronoun choices while adding a bit of fun.
Some can also serve as funny pronouns for discord.
- My sibling is now going by they/them instead of she/they. Said they'd her'd enough.
- How do you measure a non binary person’s temperature? With a themometer!
- What pronouns do comedians use? He/he/he.
- What are trans parents’ pronouns? Who/where
- Why do computers not understand they/them pronouns? Because they are non-binary
- What do non binary samurai do to their enemies? They / Them
- What do you say to comfort your sad non binary friend? Their/their
- What are the preferred gender pronouns for ’70s Blaxploitation’ movie characters? She/it
- How do you scare a non binary person? 01100010 01101111 01101111
- What does a non binary person do on the toilet? They/She/It
- What are Schrodinger’s cat’s pronouns? Is/isn’t
- What pronouns do a boring thing like junk mail prefers? Ho/hum
- Why couldn’t the trans person learn to code? They are non-binary!
- What does a non binary person eat? Ze/zir salad
- What is Pink Floyd’s gender pronoun? Us/them
- What do you call a non binary Image file? A TheyPEG
What are the best pronouns for Instagram?
Popular funny pronouns for bios include:
Pronoun combination | Instead of he/she | Instead of him/her | Instead of his/her(s) | Instead of himself/herself |
Co/cos | Zie | Zim | Zir | Zieself |
E/ey/em/eir | Sie | Sie | Hir | Hirself |
Fae/faer | Ey | Em | Eir | Eirself |
He/him/his | Ve | Ver | Vis | Verself |
She/her/hers | Tey | Ter | Tem | Terself |
Mer/mers | E | Em | Eir | Emself |
What are your preferred gender pronouns?
Preferred gender pronouns, sometimes called personal gender pronouns (PGP), are third-person pronouns that people want others to use when referring to them. They usually reflect the person's gender identity or lack thereof. PGPs are created to ensure gender inclusivity for trans and gender non-conforming individuals.
What are funny one-liner pronoun jokes?
Funny pronoun one-liner jokes play on the idea of gender identity and grammar, blending humour with wordplay. These jokes are clever and lighthearted and poke fun at the complexities of language and identity without being offensive. Here are some funny one-liner pronoun jokes for a good laugh:
- I have a lot of problems, but pronouns ain't one.
- Why did the pronoun go to therapy? It had an identity crisis.
- I named my dog 'They,' so I never walk alone.
- I was going to make a pronoun joke, but I don't want to assume.
- I can’t find my pronouns… must have misplaced them.
- The pronoun police stopped me and asked if I knew how fast I was identifying.
- Did you hear about the new band called Pronouns? They’re all about self-expression.
What are some unique pronouns?
Unique pronouns are those beyond the traditional set (he, she, they) and are often used by individuals who identify outside the gender binary. Other examples include Ze/Zir, Xe/Xem, Ey/Em, Fae/Faer and Ve/Ver.
What are some weird pronouns?
They are uncommon or neo-pronouns like xe/xem, ze/hir, or fae/faer used by people to express unique gender identities.
What are Gen Z pronouns?
Gen Z pronouns include traditional ones like he/she/they and newer options such as xe/xem or ze/zir.
What is a fun activity about pronouns?
Try a pronoun matching game where participants pair names with their correct pronouns. The fun game will also help you learn more about pronouns.
How to not misgender?
Avoiding misgendering requires mindfulness and respect for someone's gender identity. You can politely ask someone what pronouns they use if you are unsure. It is respectful and helps avoid assumptions.
The growing debate on gender identity has created confusion as people try to understand the new list of pronouns. Funny pronoun jokes are created to lighten the moment.
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